Friday, 29 July 2011

Back to Black, I've been told to call Frank

Hey there Homosapiens....... I am so freaking loosing my mind at the passing of Ms Amy Winehouse that I'm not sure what I'm gonna do without my occasional fixes from her. My mind has been distorted to the point, that now I no longer care what I say or do because I know right now my life is going where I want it to go (My duffduffs are coming).

Having such a talented, influential person I looked up to musical (Because I didn't know here personally (Duh)) just fade away into the depths of my soul is painful. Knowing I'm never going to her from her again is almost as much as knowing I too will see the that same fate, My candle going out.
I guess I'm fucking pissed of with the millions (And Frank(Furt)) for buying her album and putting her back in the charts. Erm did you not realize how much of a great Jazz singer/songwriter she was before? Did you really have to wait for her to turn into a white dove (In the vernacular Die) for you to appreciate what she was, who she was, what she had done? Fucking superficail.

So I drink my strongbow in a Stella Artois pint glass, cursing the Frankfurter German (the name is in there somewhere) How dare you, question my mental stability and creativity and say it's all an act of taking drugs and to pass another comment in saying I don't think logically? You don't know me and will never, your a user of the system that be. Come on now. If anyone need to visit Frank, it you.

I so can't wait to go to Gran Canaria this August, wish I could take my Homosapiens with me too. The sun will be blazing and I will be wearing my lotion and taking my own advise too (top 7). I wouldn't be a good Omega Marbie if I didn't do what I advise others to do now would I?

I'm on a rant and think I better think through what my next steps are going to be in the next two weeks when I leave the Hellmouth.


Thursday, 14 July 2011

Tanning on Dark Skin

Hello Homosapiens....... I'm allowed to dream of sunkissed, glowy skin right? Thats what I thought.
Fat chance of that as of late so i guess I'll have to wait for my trip to Gran canaria (Any homosapiens going in the Month of August?), or I can use the fake tan.
My dear Jubilee left a bottle of hers at mine the other day... I couldn't resist temptation, I squeezed the long brown bottle into my hands and felt its warm (It was laying in rays of sun coming through the window), chocolately liquid gentley drip upon my, fore-arm. The smell was a little gross and over perfumed but hey after it soaked in, I saw a difference.
I hope I don't become the first dark skinned Essex dude lol. Nah I like the real look to bad, but hate to stay in the sun..... Cancers and wrinkles and all.

Stay safe when tanning and please buy nice smelling fake bakers. xxx

(Marbie smile)

Saturday, 9 July 2011

How Gay are they?

Hello Homosapiens.... posting straight from my bed. I was just thinking, a lot of friends and people across the world also like me believe that the more you protest against something the more you may have something to hide.... Well in fact this rule may not really apply, but in my experience and everyone else's it seems the rule does apply to those that are Homophobic. So the recently convicted Buju Banton (Now that name alone is gay come on) is one of many public figures who supports wicked crimes towards Homosexual homosapiens, I fear he too could be gay (Or at least he may have a huge taste of it now).

If you don't like Gay people, blame breeders, Heterosexuals, they keep giving birth to them (so it seems).

Friday, 8 July 2011

Tanning on Dark skin

Hello Homosapiens.... Just wondered, do any darker skinned people where fake tan? Maybe a no... just like a person said to me today, Why would they? Erm the same reason paler people do, to have a glow. I may just test this on my legs (Marbie thinking finger)  

A Rogue's tale: Pride 2011: London SOHO

Hello Homosapiens.........I was just here thinking about pride and looking at pictures taken (inappropriate and cute ones) and thought, "Damn this pride was well hot to death". I'm stilling buzzing and am so fucking shit faced angry that days like that have to end, but thats life right everything has to come to a end, but damn was it a sweet end.

From having guys grinding up on my apple bottom hump saying "Hello" to me and my husband celebrating our love in full fledged PUBLIC (Which isn't often PDA Public displays of affection are plain nasty), to me and my close friends having a wild, vodka soaked (I mean that literally Wolverine and I got soaked in apple vodka... He if got like from pubic bone to neck my Jubilee and other guys) (Marbie smile) The day was absolutely fantastic. Getting to the point was a bit troubling, having to wait a whole hour later that scheduled, but I guess it's what you make it.

The ride up to Soho, had me almost vomit and pass out and laugh in my own puke and the same time... this is all down to Red head doing her nails with NorthStar (Nail polish stinks in unventilated vehicles), Jubilee sat next to a OAP who was ogling her breasts and laughing at our jokes (He was young at heart or either a pervert (Gross!))
Soho: we Start to drink as soon as we get of (However Northstar and Red Head started before....... Way before)

Red Hair I hope she had fun before she left as do I Jub's Twin.

The food was lavish (yeah right hot dog greasy stand and mustard very lavish for drunken people) and the drinks were even more so.
The theme for all the fags around seemed to be "Who run the world??????? GAYS" which in some way i like to believe.... (Breeding men are influenced by breeding women, who in turn mostly have a GAY friend regardless if they know it or not.... so there for in a universe or this verse, GAYS run the world, do we?????? Marbie thinking finger) It doesn't matter who runs the world as long as we are all running and contributing to it's glory...... STOP THE FUCKING WAR!

Any way watch the video......................

Monday, 4 July 2011

Marbie teeth are so Easy to come by.....

Hello Homosapiens....... I'm not a Muscle Mary or a Vegan, I'm a walking doll (So I've been told). Check the video for days 8-14 on the use of Hammer and Arm (Advanced whitening toothpaste.

So what did you think...... Not a massive improvement, but there is one at least. I think I'll be sticking with this toothpaste brand up until I go away to Gran Canaria this Summer, a wait in the margin line for something better to come along. Now in saying the toothpaste whitened a little, in fact it tastes great and the freshness is gives (And it should the way i brush my teeth) is amazing, I feel like I want to smile after brushing. My Tongue has seen a slight improvement to and yes your tongue is just as important as your teeth when it come to Oral Hygiene (I'm real careful and particular what I put in my mouth you see). Yes the toothpaste cleans, whitens to some extent and freshens breath.... is it right for you? Maybe..... It does have a little tiny bit of grit by I guess this is from the added baking soda for it's cleaning properties.

Oral Hygiene Tips:

Brush your teeth when you first get out of bed and before you get back in at night. They're the two most crucial times. That’s because your saliva and no one else’s (which keeps cavity-causing plaque off teeth) dries up at night, so it’s best to have all plaque cleaned off the teeth before sleep. It’s also important to brush first thing in the morning to brush off plaque and bacteria (morning breath! “Where the cat that shat in my mouth?) that may have built up as you slept.

Kick your toothbrush to the curb or change the head of your electric toothbrush at least every two to three months. Otherwise, you're just transferring bacteria to your mouth. The best way to brush is by placing your toothbrush against your gums and gently moving it in a circular motion, rather than a back-and-forth motion. And Brush them pearls for least, the bare minimum of 2 minutes (I like to go on for a good 5).

Clean your tongue with a tongue scraper every morning to remove tongue plaque and freshen your breath or use your toothbrush if you don’t have one. You can also buy toothbrushes with tongue scrapers made onto them. One major cause of bad breath is the build-up of bacteria on the tongue, which a daily tongue scraping will help banish.

Eat 'detergent' foods. Foods that are firm or crisp help clean teeth as they're eaten.Ever heard someone say they eat apples to clean their teeth (not much of a myth after all)(otherwise known as nature's toothbrush); other choices include raw carrots, celery, and popcorn. For best Marbie, Homosapien teeth, make 'detergent' foods the final food you eat in your meal if you know you won't be able to brush your teeth right after eating.

Brush your teeth with baking soda once a week to remove stains and whiten your teeth. Use it just as you would toothpaste (No it doesn’t taste nice but you want nice teeth and breath right? So Deal!). You can also use salt as alternative toothpaste. Just be sure to spit it out so it doesn't count as sodium intake! Also, if your gums start to feel raw, switch to brushing with salt every other day.

Visit you dentist as least every 6 months that’s twice a year or more so if you choose.
Flossing is great when you know how……

Sunday, 3 July 2011

Pride..... Marbie teeth update:

Hello Homosapiens....Due to a hectic day, night and early morning raving session at London pride, I have had to postpone, today's complete Marbie teeth post. Last night (as a window) was amazing... Juggernaut, Jubilee, Wolverine, Northstar and myself hand a cracking hell of a time, also seeing Juggernaut get completely slaughtered after drinking a whole bottle of Peach schnapps.... Oh I should post the pics. But tomorrow will see a complete Marbie teeth update and oral hygiene guide.


An iPad post.

Saturday, 2 July 2011

Marbie Teeth Update and Soho Pride...

Hey Homosapiens, it's Day 13 and I've only just realised that this whole project coindently was in line for London Pride. Not that I did this on purpose as I thought I would have been working on the day of Pride any way. But Glad I have a slighlty newer smile than I did last Pride.

So... in preps for tomorrow last post... I'm doing a full body oil scrub (Secrect recipe) and gonna party hard from early Afternoon (Saturday 2nd July duh) and see what I look like by the Morn. Only one of the X-crew will be joining me today.

My teeth look good. My face doesn't.......