Monday, 28 January 2013

28 days later, Dryathlon update

Hello Homosapiens...... So the month has been a cool one, we even had snow here in the UK which me and my Husky baby played with till, well when the arthritis in my hands kicked in. No seriously when it's cold my hand always seem to freeze in what ever position they're in (Good for a guy I'm helping out I suppose, shhh!)

So yeah.... I used the ticket. I'm such a bad person (But it's not like I'm Lance Armstrong, it was a couple of hours not bloody years), it was for a cause though that in my head was a perfect reason to add £15 out of my pocket for. Now I'm thinking maybe just 4 nights month I should have a drink (Yeah I drunk, drank, drink a lot) Or just special times. I mean it hasn't at all been hard and I may just keep on going. On no wait!!! I have a 40th Day Of Establishment party to go to and this is going to be big, on who the person is, (A friend of a friend, who I've become somewhat friendly with, not like that, I'm In a glass chamber waiting for the right one)

If you haven't noticed I been getting familiar with YOUTUBE lately, just something I thought would add a little more Marbazzle to you all. I really need to let you all know when a new word is going to pop your way.

TTFN and I STYS (speak to you soon)

Tuesday, 22 January 2013

What it feels like for a girl

Hello Homosapiens.... So for a while now I've been getting responses from women from all backgrounds, ethnic groups, ages and social backgrounds that I could get my question to. Some spoke to me in person, during meals and at parties, some emailed me, left a message on my phone or facebooked instant messaged me.
I've heard from the dawn of my sexual awareness, men don't like condoms and girls always want them. But then I've came across some girls that seem to think THE MAGICAL PILL is just as effective (No that just stops babies most of the time dudettes, not STIs), I always assumed they were under pressure to have unsafe sex, so I went in to dig a little deeper and feed my hungry mind. Girls, you shocked me. So my first girl, Tracey sent me an email, here it is:

Tracey, 26 year old

Condoms word association:
Gross. Unnatural. Mood killers. Stinky. Sticky. Saggy. Baggy. Delayers. Messy. The negative list is endless.
Basically, it's this. Uve liked this guy for ages. Had a bit of a flirtationship going on and FINALLY he's back at yours. You drink some wine. You giggle. The suspense is killing you. His hand brushes yours and you get those "fuck-me-now!!" fireworks in you belly. He senses it. Your eyes meet. He gives you that look then BAM you're kissing. Its better than you expected. Its sexy, sensual, erotic and you're instantly wet. Hands start wandering. Every touch is like electric. You find his cock and it's HUGE.... you know the rest. The amazing foreplay. The multiple orgasms. The sweat, the screams, the shakes. You want him in you right now and he wants to be in you too. Then he asks "you got a condom?" You rummage around in ur orgasm induced coma... both getting impatient... you find one (YES!)... you place it in his shaking hand... he's taking ages... the moment is slowly dying... you're getting cold and increasingly selfconscious about your naked body... now your not thinking about his huge hard cock, ur thinking of your lumps and bumps that he's had too long to analyse between the HOT-HOT-HOT foreplay... he's finally got it on and you can finally get that good hard fuck u needed do bad.
So he's in you and it's ok... he's got all the right moves, it should be great but the full sensation isn't there. He cums and ur not quite sure cos you can't feel it in you. His cock goes down and flops out of you, leaving the condom in you. So now you have a plastic bag in you, a dribble of cum down your thigh and ur feeling good but not 100% satisfied... then there's that awkward moment when he's gotta remove the saggy johnny from inside you. Least attractive moment ever.
Condoms... although they are potentially life savers, they fucking ruin EVERYTHING!!!!

And I obviously had to put this into video form so check it out!!!! xxxx Stay tuned  to hear more from other dudette readers and contributors, or even tell your own in the comments below.
What are your thoughts on condoms, girls? 

Monday, 21 January 2013

Mighty Morphing Power Marbie

Hello Homosapiens.... I had a lovely start to my weekends, dinner with Harley Quinn on Friday fro her day of Establishment and then dancing the night away on the Saturday getting her on stage at the Black Cap with Miss Loll Lasagne. But all ended so bad, Just metres away from her door step we were attacked by some drug crazed, mentally disturbed dude, (I'd like to call him something else but hey). I told her to run to safety, whilst I became this macho style Marbs, fending him off another one of our friends. He wouldn't back down, I still feel as if it was some sort of movie? Any way Police investigations  are out, apparently this guy has been doing this for weeks now, getting all the more brazen with his antics.
So my shoulder that got busted out it's socket a couple of months ago is busted again, my face is soar and beaten (So glad I'm not of the paler tone), jaw clicking, legs bruised, But guess what your Marbie did not go down, I fought him off and although I slightly battered, I've stood up and claimed my Mighty Morphing Power Marbie Medal. Never thought I'd have to fight for life, usually it's men doing that for me. (I guess watching dudes fight really helps, cause that round house and drop kick I gave him help a girl escape.)

Marbie's dudettes are safe and sound, the collective is stronger.

Now I just need to get back in to normal life and get some damn dewrinkling in.

(PS Thanks for the smile that almost came across my swollen fragile face with the video titled 'What gay boys do during sex' and showing your support, your sweet.)

Sunday, 13 January 2013

Liebster award?

Hello Homosapiens.... I've just woken up and already I've had to tell one of my closest and oldest friends he may need to be a little more sensitive in the way he speaks to sensitive and self-conscious people. I guess I should have been a little more sensitive in how I delivered it to him because he too became self-conscious about his cut-throat, blunt ways. 

So a lovely lady has nominated me for the Liebster Award, Lia Minneapolis and up until now I didn't know what this award was. So I've decided to take part in the nominations process.

Rule of the Liebster Award:
  • Each person must post 11 things about themselves
  • Answer the questions that the nominator set for you plus create 11 questions for your nominees
  • Choose 11 people with less than 200 followers and link them in your post
  • Go to their page and tell them
  • No tag backs

1) I'm a Leo (Western Zodiac) I'm a Pig (Chinese Zodiac) 
2) I was 3 months Premature and am thankful for that.
3) Naturally I'm a shy person
4) I got my first ever proper job 6 years ago (The shame)
5) I get told I'm creative and talented, I see it as I'm still struggling to find something that I can do for the rest of my life. 
6) Gaming on consoles is dangerous once I've started, I'm not a complete addict, but I have phoned in sick to work because I've played 19 hours straight and need the sleep. 
7) I absolutely adore animals and have been surrounded by them all my life. I've had horses, a donkey, dogs, cats, a pig, a hamster, a gerbil, a snake, birds (including chickens and ducks), Preying Mantis, a rat, Mice, goldfish and a Dolphin I used to feed daily, crabs and an Cayman (or crocodile)
8) When I'm alone I love nothing but the silence of hearing my own breathing and the tapping of the keys on my keyboard when I'm typing. It's the time where my walls are down. 
9) I love watching Horror films and find comfort in them before bed. Reality check, it's happening on TV not my life, which i should be happy about. 
10) I'm the Second/Third of 5/6 children but get treated most time as the only. (I say guilt issues their) 
11) I'm attempting at writing a book of my life growing up in the UK and Dominica. I have a photographic memory 

Answers to Lia Minneaplois' Questions:
1.) What did you do/Where did you go for your first date?
I was taken to a restaurant by the River Thames and walked along it, where I had my first kiss with this person on the pier (we're no longer together)

2.) What inspires you on a day to day basis?
The people that say I won't and can't

3.) What's a guilty pleasure of yours that you're normally too embarrassed to divulge?
I like to sing on Singstar naked when I'm alone

4.) What's the name of your first child and why did you pick that name? If you don't have children, feel free to answer this question if you have kids in the future?
Boy- Luciean Girl- Demonica

5.) What was the last compliment you got from a person? (what did they say)
I was complimented on the way my jeans fitted me. "You've got a cute little apple bum, don't you"

6.) What's the most drastic/desperate thing you've done in an effort to woo a past crush?
Nothing, apart from get to know them.

7.) If you had a magic lamp with a Genie, what would be your three wishes?
1- for floating buildings so that animal life can go back to how it was years ago, to many extinct and endangered species right now. 2- To be able to breath under water. 3- Travel back in time when i wanted to visit myself and people I've loved without disturbing the timeline continuum.

8.) If there is one moment or one event in your past that you would redo, which would it be and why?
I'm not sure I would, that would mean regretting something. Everything happens for some reason helps something else happen. Regretting causes negative 
energy and theres enough of that already.

9.) What was the last thing you watched on Youtube?
Mile Jai videos I think

10.) If you could be room mates with any person (dead or alive), who would it be?
Frank Sinatra 

11.) If you could be fluent in any language, which would it be?
Japanese (including writing, which is even hard for the Japanese so I'd be a pro lol)

My 11 Questions to you. 
1  What was the last thing you ate before you answered this question? (If you're eating now the meal/snack before)?
2  What other big event happened on the day you were born, what is that date?
3  You're given  5 tickets to live on Mars. It's now able to sustain organic life, who would you send and why? (I send send so you obviously won't be going)
4  What are you thoughts on CGI and hand drawn animations? 
5  If you're man would you like the experience of being pregnant? If you're woman would you rather the man becoming pregnant? (Seahorse style)
6  What are you most afraid of when you are travelling to a destination? Examples: work? school? Uni? another country? 
7 Where was your Great Grandmother born? 
8 What do you do when you're alone, that you're not necessarily embarrassed about, but have the feeling no-one else does the same?
9  If it was possible would you ever consider cryogenically freezing yourself, for a later date? 
10 What are you thinking of my Questions right now? 
11  What do you love to watch and could watch until the end of time (whenever that is)?

My Nominees:
I write Thing I read things (no idea how many followers but love the blog, she's so sweet too)

Saturday, 12 January 2013

Dryathlon update (day 12)

Hello Homosapiens.... So here an update on how I'm doing, I haven't really said how I'm doing just why. But I'mdoing fine with the no drinking. Last night I had a dream I was with a particular person on this little journey with me. It was freaking crazy, we were swimming naked in a ocean of alcohol and drinking the the alcohol, we noticed it changed to what ever we wanted to drink at the time. So weird. Any way here's a video I've recorded where I get unexpectedly emotional, talking about the death of my Grandmother who passed in 1992 from Cancer.

Monday, 7 January 2013

Do you know what it feels like for a Girl?

Hey Homosapiens... (Hey? Not Hi?).... I just had one of those light bulb moments and well I think it's gonna to make my mum wished she had put me under the water in a church that day (Never was gonna be possible I was a child from hell apparently)  So a little mini series is one the way. I'm just waiting for a few girls I know and have no fucking clue who they are but am happy they are participating, to get back to me via email. Tell then Homosapiens TTFN

Saturday, 5 January 2013

Bad Kissers

Hello Homosapiens... We've all had an experience one way or another I'm sure. What I failed to say is I really do believe homosapiens with thin and I mean, try Matching up Jay-Z's lips to Cameron Diaz..... Yeah that thin, these homosapiens have no clue on how to kiss IMO!!!! and then there's those people who just weren't taught by anyone, kissing is an art not a battlefield get it right.

Friday, 4 January 2013

Looking out of the box and climbing right out

Hello Homosapiens...  I've been looking into videos lately as you can tell probably and find them that bit more personal in reaching you all. My personality seems to come out differently in videos. So I've decided to as the title of this blog suggests do weekly or monthly videos. Hmmm, this could be fun.

TTFN Dudes and Dudettes.